You ever think something is a great idea until you get around to executing it? I got all these ridiculous free dildos sent to me and thought it would be fun to make a video of them chasing me, out to get me, as if I wasn’t a cock-slayer. I probably put in at least 30 hours into making just the first two and a half minutes of this video which will eventually end up as zero extra money earned. Why do I put myself through this? For you, bitch. This is all for you.