I kept seeing a fetish online that I didn’t really know much about, but seemed kind of fun called “Gunge.” I’ve always known of this shit as “slime” but maybe it’s the euro slang? Anyway, it’s pretty much the pervy adult version of those Nickelodeon green slime segments from the 90’s. I wish I had the foresight to realize purple slime doesn’t translate well in a dark basement at night, but regardless, I was able to put together this incredibly specific lizard-man-purple-jizz dream sequence to lead you into watching me blow some guy named Isaiah. I hope you’re enjoying the Geared Glory experience.