Last year I figured out a way to get free sex toys off Amazon for leaving positive reviews, although I may have gone a lil but overboard. Some of the stuff they were trying to get me to take was so bad, this flower-shaped vibrating butt-plug being one of them. It did however give me the idea for this intro while living in the city of roses. Headed over to this park at the butt-crack of dawn to minimize the possibility of getting prosecuted as a sex-offender, and got to intro business. You can see my thong tanline magically transform into a speedo one as I engulf Derek for the third time.