I made this lil bodysuit out of some women’s leggings but that’s not really the story here. My newish gym has a “pole room” that I kept walking past for months and months before finally sticking my foot in the door. Pole dancing seemed like the perfect activity to finally receiving my Masters in being a dumb hoe. My shoulder seems to be permanently sore right now, but at least I took myself out of my comfort zone to train with a bunch of hot chicks to finally bring you this meaningless intro, and sort of look like I might know what I’m doing on a pole. I wonder how much the male strippers in Portland make? Oh yeah, there’s an uncut dick in this video too.